Spannering
Any form of mechanical work on a vehicle, be it a bicycle, motorcycle, car or even a lawnmower.
"What did you do at the weekend?"
"I spent all weekend in the garage spannering, got the car running again by Sunday"
"I spent all weekend in the garage spannering, got the car running again by Sunday"
Spannered
To be heavily under the influence of illicit drugs. MDMA (ecstasy) In particular.
raver 1: I was fucking spannered last night mate
raver 2: Yeah i saw the pictures, 3rd degree gurns and your eyes were falling into the back of your head mate!
raver 2: Yeah i saw the pictures, 3rd degree gurns and your eyes were falling into the back of your head mate!
spanner
Someone who's a tool
You're such a bloody spanner
Spanner
Spanner ..
In the works …
Said spanner
Is I …
…
So only something biblical ..
Could …
But yep …
Biblical or extremely unlucky
So … I will let you decide if meant to be or not ..
Simply ran out of words …
Words over coffee is all I’m leaving out there at this point
Anything after that …
Depends on the former …
Can’t be doing stress any longer
Neither you can you I imagine
And yes I am very sorry but hardly had a choice… Random sequence of events, even by my standards …
Luck ….
Well I get all or nothing generally …. Maybe I get the chance to explain eventually …
In the works …
Said spanner
Is I …
…
So only something biblical ..
Could …
But yep …
Biblical or extremely unlucky
So … I will let you decide if meant to be or not ..
Simply ran out of words …
Words over coffee is all I’m leaving out there at this point
Anything after that …
Depends on the former …
Can’t be doing stress any longer
Neither you can you I imagine
And yes I am very sorry but hardly had a choice… Random sequence of events, even by my standards …
Luck ….
Well I get all or nothing generally …. Maybe I get the chance to explain eventually …
Spanner …
Ms spanner .. my original words were meant for one only ….
The less pretty words a result of the fuckery that ensued …
Ms spanner .. my original words were meant for one only ….
The less pretty words a result of the fuckery that ensued …
spanner
1. noun: someone who really fucks things up - derived from the term "spanner in the works".
Dude, if you weren't such a spanner, things'd still be alright now.
Spanners
Euphemistic swear word, used to avoid giving offence, especially when need arises to curse in front of children.
Derived from the idiom that when something goes wrong it is known as 'throwing a spanner in the works".
Derived from the idiom that when something goes wrong it is known as 'throwing a spanner in the works".
SPANNERS!
spannered
(adj)
Inebreiated.
Intoxicated.
Drunk.
Inebreiated.
Intoxicated.
Drunk.
"Christ, I was fucking spannered last night, how many did I have?"