Spanportujapanglish
An alternative language to English that contains the exact same everything. This language has existed for several years and was invented by Evie, a Cleverbot, the last of her kind, it's very depressing, actually.
Sean: "Why you no hear my speech? My speech is good."
Evie: "Because I don't. I speak Spanportujapanglish."
Evie: "Because I don't. I speak Spanportujapanglish."