Beringer
To choke, backhand, and straight up Homer Simpson your woman.
Did you hear what happened over at the pad yesterday? He was like 5 jack & Coke's deep and totally Beringered Topanga.
Tighter than a Beringer
A Beringer, also known as an Ebinger, is a level of "tightness", saltiness, and a mild amount of anger. You are not necessarily mad, but disappointed to a point that some facial expression and a change in demeanor are very apparent.
Also used to describe actual tightness of something.
Also used to describe actual tightness of something.
"Jacob was tighter than a Beringer when Johnny stole his girl"
"I'm tighter than a Beringer after losing my jawn"
"Bruh last night, she was tighter than a Beringer.
"I'm tighter than a Beringer after losing my jawn"
"Bruh last night, she was tighter than a Beringer.