"speed bump"
Someone who slows everything down and retards fun.
The "Speed Bump" really wrecked that party.
Speed bump
A speed bump is:
1. A bump of speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) that you mix with soda and drink or that you sniff with a straw. Speed bumps are usually weighed on a scale before you consume(eat) it. These speed bumps are fun!
2. A bump in the road put there by the city to slow down traffic to around 25mph. If you drive too fast over a speed bump, your car will get off the ground and then crash back down on the floor, causing damage to your car, and then maybe a ticket. These speed bumps suck.
3. A game where if you're driving over a speed bump, you and your friends do a speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) bump. Doing speed bumps are fun and distract you from the stupid speed bumps you got to drive over.
1. A bump of speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) that you mix with soda and drink or that you sniff with a straw. Speed bumps are usually weighed on a scale before you consume(eat) it. These speed bumps are fun!
2. A bump in the road put there by the city to slow down traffic to around 25mph. If you drive too fast over a speed bump, your car will get off the ground and then crash back down on the floor, causing damage to your car, and then maybe a ticket. These speed bumps suck.
3. A game where if you're driving over a speed bump, you and your friends do a speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) bump. Doing speed bumps are fun and distract you from the stupid speed bumps you got to drive over.
*speed bump ahead
Bobby: Let's do speed bumps!
Cindy: Sure!
Crank Mountain: Doing speed bumps is going to be cool!
*Crank Mountain slows down the car
*speed bump.
Bobby: *sniffs speed
Cindy: *sniffs speed
Crank Mountain: *sniffs speed
Bobby, Cindy, and Crank Mountain: Oh yeah!
Bobby: Let's do speed bumps!
Cindy: Sure!
Crank Mountain: Doing speed bumps is going to be cool!
*Crank Mountain slows down the car
*speed bump.
Bobby: *sniffs speed
Cindy: *sniffs speed
Crank Mountain: *sniffs speed
Bobby, Cindy, and Crank Mountain: Oh yeah!
SPEED BUMP
An assinine attempt to slow traffic in parking lots or on roads. These bumps are put in by assholes in an attempt to reduce speeds on main through roads in some residential areas. Speed bumps often result in cussing by the "victims" who want to exercise their rights to travel on smooth public roads. Often these pissed off people will speed up excessively after passing over a speed bump to spite the assholes responsible!
Speed bumps are assholes in asphalt form!
Speed Bump
Drinking a glass of water between alcoholic beverages
Dude, don't forget to speed bump between those Fireball shots or you'll have a hangover.
speed bump
1. a hump in the road designed to stop cars from going above 25 in a residential area.
2. anything that prevents one from achieving one's goals
2. anything that prevents one from achieving one's goals
Someone needs to repair the speed bump.
speed bumping
A sex position calling for the girl to sit on the guy as they ride over speed bumps. WARNING: DRIVE SLOWLY, IT MAY BECOME PAINFUL IF YOU DRIVE TO FAST.
Tommy: Hey are you going speed bumping tonight with your girlfriend?
Alec: Yeah...I'm still sore from last night though.
Alec: Yeah...I'm still sore from last night though.
speed bumps
Acne-like sores that can appear on the long-term meth (speed) user's skin. If constantly picked at, they can become scars.
People were avoiding Tom nowadays because his speed bumps made it clear just how much of a druggie he'd become.