Speedwagon
An honest and pure street thug turned rich businessman who spent his whole life dedicated to a guy and his descendants just because he didn't kick him in the face as hard as he could have (though he may also have been in love with him)
Even Speedwagon is afraid!!!
Speedwagon
Best waifu in the jojo universe. He has a dope hat and a multimillion dollar company.
Everyone: omg! Speedwagon-sama is so kawaii!!!!
Speedwagon
To gain confidence of another trying to encourage you.
“Jojo I’ll speedwagon you until you achieve victory!”
Speedwagon
The best waifu in the entire universe. His cute and sexy ways make him the most irresistible waifu on earth. He is also very rich.
“Speedwagon is an exceptionally hot waifu.”
Speedwagon
God. Literally the name of God and the waifu of every single anime universe there ever is, was and ever will be.
A very intellectual and holy person (totally not me): "Speedwagon is a blessing that us mere mortals have witnessed."
Speedwagon
number 1 best waifu in jojo universe ever with a spinning hat that he only uses once and has the ability to infuse his hat with Hamon
I like how W.A Zeppeli inherited Speedwagon/best waifu’s hat after his death
Speedwagon
a vehicle that goes vroom vroom
person 1:"hey, that's a ca-"
person 2:"no, that's a speedwagon"
person 2:"no, that's a speedwagon"