spell caster

Same as "witch" except painfully politically correct. First spotted on a Kmart Halloween display in 2004 in Macon, Georgia, USA. Kmart doesn't want to offend the witch demographic shopping at their stores, who might be offended by children impersonating authentic (and dillussional) witches, warlocks, and wiccans. Either that or Kmart does not want to be percieved by hypersensitive reactionaries as peddlers of the occult. Users of this word should be ridiculed almost as much as those who proport that witchcraft is real.