Bernardo

Incredibly adorable, funny, smart, and sexy person... usually seen with large groups of friends or celebrities

A strapping young man with a fantastic face, hair much better than Justin Biebers, brilliant with accents, charming, witty, and quite halarious!

He is an amazing human being. He is Brazilian and very smart. He’s not the best at math but that’s ok cause he’s very good at everything else. He’s not always the nicest but he is awesome. He isn’t perfect, but no one is. He will always be amazing and attractive.

Bernardo is the most real Mexican friend you'll ever have. He is also fukken cute (no homo) and he's basically a fukken gangster

Incredibly adorable, funny, smart, and sexy person... usually seen with large groups of friends or celebrities that has a big dick under his pants , and a person that will show you a good time .

Bernardo is an special type of Chad, they commonly inhabit spaces close to alcohol distribution centers hunting for their next prey. Bernardos have developed an special talent to lower their targets defenses consisting on improvised comedy upon their victims clothing style, work and academic background. one a Bernardo starts talking the prey is more or less doomed, if they are unlucky enough to belong to his desired age group, the possibility of leaving pregnant is sky high.

never, never, never allow a Bernardo sleep in your home, your life without kids will come to an end

When someone you’ve been talking to/ linking, for quite a while over the phone and they won’t meet you.