Splatch
Patch of hair located directly above the penis.
Man,that is one hairy splatch!
Splatch
Patch of hair located above the penis or vagina but below the stomach. It becomes rather thick when unshaved and may take several razor blades to completely shave it if left unshaven for long periods of time.
Dude,one of my splatch hairs got caught in her braces last night and it hurt like fuck!
Splatching
The noise the penis makes when one starts masturbating but his penis is not entirely hard yet.
Joe started to jerk, but he got turned off by the splatching.
splatch
Noun and Verb: The sound that shit makes when it hits the sidewalk or pavement. Also used to cite a sports, social, or professional failure.
(1) The US soccer team "splatched" on Thursday at the World Cup match against Ghana; (2) If you don't wear a smart suit to your job interview, you'll probably "splatch".
splatch
To splash, speckle, or sprinkle.
It's going to splatch all over him!