SPMHA
Spank My Hairy Ass. Phrase moaned quickly in a mentally-challenged fashion to confuse people who have no idea what you're talking about. Usually followed by a " omgbb " or " biima " or "chreeeis" or "oh baby oh mama suh" or "sick dude cya". Spoken in Retard language if spoken correctly.
"Hey, what's up?" "Oh my god, big billy!" "Spank my hairy ass"