Left-handed Sponge
A product that has been over-engineered for a too specific purpose. A product is usually considered to be a left-handed sponge when it is marketed with a very specific purpose, yet another cheaper generic multi-purpose product can easily be used in its place.
Did you get some chain lube for your bike? Nah, it's a left-handed sponge. I just use WD-40.
Sponge hand
When you give someone a handjob after being in water for too long and your fingers are all spongy and junk <3
Sponge hands are good exercises to show those you love that you care.