spotted beaver
A vagina/pussy that is covered with freckles
Guy 1: "Dude, did you sink it last night?"
Guy 2: "Nahh man, she dropped her pants and there was a spotted beaver in there. I just couldn't do it."
Guy 1: "That's grody!"
Guy 2: "Nahh man, she dropped her pants and there was a spotted beaver in there. I just couldn't do it."
Guy 1: "That's grody!"
Rocky mountain spotted beaver
A sloppy herpes infested sister blister
I thought we hit it off till she showed me her rocky mountain spotted beaver
Beaver Spotting
The act of making an excuse to leave company to go throw up, usually after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
This can also be used as a code as to what colour the vomit produced was.
This can also be used as a code as to what colour the vomit produced was.
“Where did Maik go?” “He went Beaver Spotting about 10 minutes ago, I think he found a green one”