Square penis
A penis that is square and not round as per usual.
"How did you get a square penis like that? Plastic surgery?"
"Your mom's got a square pussy, maybe it's because your dad's got such a square penis!"
"I have a hard time fitting your square penis in my normal "round" vagina."
"Your mom's got a square pussy, maybe it's because your dad's got such a square penis!"
"I have a hard time fitting your square penis in my normal "round" vagina."