squarp
noun. The simultaneous co-occurrence of a sneeze, queef, fart, and burp. An admittedly rare event, but a theoretical possibility.
verb. To sneeze, queef, fart, and burp simultaneously.
Etymology: S(neeze) + QU(eef) + (f)AR(t) + (bur)P.
verb. To sneeze, queef, fart, and burp simultaneously.
Etymology: S(neeze) + QU(eef) + (f)AR(t) + (bur)P.
Ramona squarped so violently that I thought she would explode.
squarp
Accidental release of liquid feces in an attempt to fart on your partner's chest.
Ashley and I wanted to try a new kinky farting game the other night, so we decided to fart around a little bit. I was so excited I squarped. I take full blame for staining her chest authentic poop brown. She got squarped.