william enderman

mans a cannibal for eating pot noodle. big will looks like a curlywurly. he was probably named after his mothers genitals, though he has 6 mothers. his favourite food is potato sticks as he has been sighted in an indian cuisine getting chips instead of curry. his favourite movie is the incredibles as he seems to think he is big strong boi like christopher spunk.

(please accept me uwu)