Squif
A word used by afrikaans people meaning drunk as fuck. Usually used when you're friend is being retarded
Benn: "I broke my wrist last night when I was drunk
Adrian: "Are you squif "
Adrian: "Are you squif "
squiffed
mildly intoxicated, see squiffy
It was apparent that Don was no longer merely squiffed when his mistook the anus of his good John for that of his girlfriend.
squiffed
It's a very drunk or very stoned guy...
Jon is everytime squiffed!!lol
squif
Squif = to go skew, usually related to a struggle to focus your eyes.
My eyes have gone sqif.
My sight's gone squiffy
My sight's gone squiffy
squif
An abbreviation of the word ‘ squiffy ‘ meaning slightly drunk or intoxicated.
Bro are you squif
Squife
An anthropomorphic squirrel's wife
Anthony the squirrel has been married to his squife for 10 years.
squif
The combination of a skeet and a quif
And transsexual person squifed during gay anal.