squiff
an underling or lacky
"this is rodrigo and this is his squiff tony"
squiff
A mixture of skew and whiff (skew-whiff)
The data you gave me is a bit squiff
squiff
Similar to a square or geek, sometimes called a "boffin" (particularly in Minehead). Possibly confined to Taunton in Somerset.
"What you do your homework for, you f*cking squiff???"
squiff
To draw in and exhale marijuana smoke from a one-hitter or a "urban camouflaged" cigarette lookalike crack pipe. Must be done in public in a very covert manner.
Yo Bro, you wanna squiff on here?
squiff
Dispute, disagreement or misunderstanding in a relationship.
She was upset because we had a squiff.
squiff
skew, when referring to an individual's sexual preferance.
That homo is squiff as a carebear!
Squiff
A sexual sound effect made by a virgin’s lips exclusively. Usually as an attempt to cope or be funny.
Person A: *Squiffing in a VC.*
Person B (in the chat): is he still squiffing
Person C (In the chat): yeah dude, kinda sad
Person B (in the chat): is he still squiffing
Person C (In the chat): yeah dude, kinda sad