Squonz
A person who has a propensity for losing things. These things are often house animals named after household spices.
Dude 1: Dude, where did my cat Cinnamon go?
Dude 2: I don't know dude. You're such a Squonz bro.
Dude 2: I don't know dude. You're such a Squonz bro.