squort
Similar to squirt, but involving the expulsion of a thick or nasty liquid, generally from the asshole.
After he took the stick shift out of his asshole, he squorted all over the front seat of the car.
Squorting
A very rare extreme sexual practice. While usually performed by hetrosexuals, it can also be modified slightly for same sex-partners.
The act itself involves both sexual partners coming and then one or both snorting the ejaculated fluids. Essentially squirting then snorting. In a heterosexual couple, the male would ejaculate in the area around the vagina for ease of snorting.
The act itself involves both sexual partners coming and then one or both snorting the ejaculated fluids. Essentially squirting then snorting. In a heterosexual couple, the male would ejaculate in the area around the vagina for ease of snorting.
"So, I know you let me do felching and marshing with you, but i want to take our relationship to the next level. Can we try squorting tonight.
Squort
A noise that is in between a squeak and a snort, often in suprise and enjoyment. Often loud it can disturb nearby people if they do not know what the reason for Squorting is.
"I made her squort every night, made her parents bang on her bedroom wall"
"*Squort*"
"What was that noise about?"
"Don't worry I was only squorting, do not be alarmed"
"*Squort*"
"What was that noise about?"
"Don't worry I was only squorting, do not be alarmed"
squort
A squat so good it makes you squirt.
"I Just Squorted At The Gym. I've Never Felt So Good In My Life. 10/10 Would Recomend!"