sramek

A troll-like creature that prefers not to live under bridges, but in shady corners of old ladies' bedrooms. When given the chance, he will steal their panties for use in rubbing his syphilitic phallus. Unfortunately, this action rarely ends in climax. Rather, it culminates in a poor little old lady crying to her church social about why she smells like sex and shame.

The maiden name of the most beautiful girl you will ever meet.Bringing suffocation,class,and respectfulness into one package better than any one or any thing ever witnessed before.