Cocksweater
a colorful hand knitted sweater like over garmet that one wears on ones cockshaft for fashion and warmth. Possible attachments include the "ball bag" and "head hood." These items are sold at such stores as: Osh Cock...BallGock, JC Penis, Ball-Walmart, and American Eagle.
Fo Example: "Bro, my G-Ma is totally gonna hook me up this Christmas with a sick nasty cocksweater."
"No way man! Like aaaaawehehr4hhadlfdjfasldf"
*Guy Two Explodes because he was a robot the whole time...*
"No way man! Like aaaaawehehr4hhadlfdjfasldf"
*Guy Two Explodes because he was a robot the whole time...*
cocksweat
The watery beads that form on the shaft and scrote during the repeated injection process, usually performed upon orifices of many wonderous kinds.
This is due to the intense heats the cockflesh is exposed to during repeated penetrations.
This is due to the intense heats the cockflesh is exposed to during repeated penetrations.
Jim marvelled at the myriad of cocksweat forming on his shaft. He scraped it off using a rusty can, and decanted it into the polar bear's anus.
cocksweat
the liguid that forms inbetween the back of the penis and the balls used as an insult
Aidan you cocksweat you suck my balls for fi dollar
cocksweater
1. noun. A cylindrical sweater worn over a male's penis.
2. adjective. An irritating, ignorant person.
3. noun. A person who spends their time keeping penises warm.
annoying jerk poser idiot ignorant jackass asshatmisogynist egotistical
2. adjective. An irritating, ignorant person.
3. noun. A person who spends their time keeping penises warm.
annoying jerk poser idiot ignorant jackass asshatmisogynist egotistical
He decided to wear his finest wool cocksweater on his ascent up Mt. Everest. He knew it would be a perilous and frigid climb.
I met a cocksweater outside the bar in town last night, he said he thought he was pretty good looking. He also assumed that I wanted to have sex with him. What a cocksweater.
George W. Bush spent the last 8 years working as a cocksweater for the vice president.
I met a cocksweater outside the bar in town last night, he said he thought he was pretty good looking. He also assumed that I wanted to have sex with him. What a cocksweater.
George W. Bush spent the last 8 years working as a cocksweater for the vice president.
Cocksweats
The cocksweats is a non life threatening immediate reaction to seeing or looking at the body, waistline. Or cock of a JB or bowser. It's When a girls mouth waters her vagina gets super wet and she starts to sweat. This reaction will continue until she gets the D or touches herself where she pees. Some men might get the cocksweats from looking at a JB cause a JB is just that sexy.. So sexy even your great grandmother has gotten the cocksweats.
Damn bro look at stephanie having a massive cocksweats episode she is so wet down there an her mouth is soaked