standard cycle

The graphable curve by which men can measure the frequency with which they receive blowjobs over the lifetime of a relationship.

If x=days spent in relationship and y=number of blowjobs-per-month, then as x increases, y decreases. The curve usually looks like the positive side of a hyperbolic graph, starting with y being very high and eventually reaching somewhere between 0 and 1, actually hitting zero if the relationship is in the marriage phase.

Dude 1: I used to get a lot of blowjobs, but they tapered off and eventually stopped happening. The standard cycle.

Dude 2: My standard cycle is a straight line that never goes above one.

Dude 1: Your wife sucks.

Dude 2: No, she doesn't, and that's the problem.

俚语	standard cycle
释义	standard cycle The graphable curve by which men can measure the frequency with which they receive blowjobs over the lifetime of a relationship. If x=days spent in relationship and y=number of blowjobs-per-month, then as x increases, y decreases. The curve usually looks like the positive side of a hyperbolic graph, starting with y being very high and eventually reaching somewhere between 0 and 1, actually hitting zero if the relationship is in the marriage phase. Dude 1: I used to get a lot of blowjobs, but they tapered off and eventually stopped happening. The standard cycle. Dude 2: My standard cycle is a straight line that never goes above one. Dude 1: Your wife sucks. Dude 2: No, she doesn't, and that's the problem.
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