Stank of America
A financial institution which purports itself to be a giant in the banking industry that still has the time to help the little guy achieve his American dream, when in reality they are just another corporate sloth sucking the life out of every human who dares enter it's lair.
Future victim: Hey I'm getting a great deal on my home loan from Stank of America!
Past victim: ah uh eh oh uh ah
Future victim: What's up dude, you act like you've had the life sucked out of you.
Past victim: ah uh eh oh uh ah
Future victim: What's up dude, you act like you've had the life sucked out of you.