Blooker
Someone with a blog who managed to get their blog posts published into a book. The rock bottom of the author totem pole.
Karen keeps telling people she's a published author, but she fails to mention she's just a blooker.
blooker
An African-America prostitute
Should we buy Reed 2 Blookers for his bachelor party?
blooker
A hooker that performs sexual tasks for cocaine. Contrived of the two words, blow and hooker, the word blooker was born.
He hired a blooker and she left with a little something special.