Starching
A sexual activity between (normally gay) partners. One goes on a high starch diet for an extended period, this will cause them to produce solid rigid turds. They then go ass to ass and one shits a big turd into the other waiting a-hole
Have you seen what J's eating? He must be getting ready for some serious starching.
Starched
Getting knocked out cold so hard and fast, the victims body goes semi rigid before falling flat on their face.
fool picked a fight with that little kungfu master and got kicked so hard he was starched.
starch
Nicely turned out, presentable, made the effort to look nice...
Devised by famous television writer Rox Harvey
Devised by famous television writer Rox Harvey
as in 'wow - you look starch!'
Starch
To dispatch your opponent in dominant fashion.
"Did you see that fight last weekend? That guy got straight up starched.
Starch
(verb) knock out such that the victim's muscles become tense and the body appears to stiffen.
Dan Henderson starched Michael Bisping at UFC 100.
Starched
A term used to describe someone who is getting a stiff deal. Generally this is in a work situation where the individual is being royally fucked for all to see.
‘This is fucked. Everyone else is sitting on their arses while I’m out here getting Starched’.
‘Where is the Carpenter?’
‘Bro, he is on the floor getting Starched’.
‘How is the divorce going?’
‘The lawyer Starched me.’
‘Where is the Carpenter?’
‘Bro, he is on the floor getting Starched’.
‘How is the divorce going?’
‘The lawyer Starched me.’
starch
weed that you smoke in a bong, bucket or pipe
Wheres the starch man?