Statustician

A regular Facebook user who specializes in making statuses that get a ton of likes. This person spends at least 1 hour per day thinking of, and producing, multiple "witty" or "cute" Facebook statuses in order to get the satisfaction of 20 or more likes. After a while, the Statustician begins to accumulate regular "likers" - people who will like the status no matter what it is about. In addition, the statustician will "like" every positive comment on their status and delete any negative ones.

Sam: Wow did you see emily's status last night?
Jeremy: Yeah, it got like 50 likes, and it wasn't even that good of a status.
Sam: What a Statustician...

statustician

Someone whose Facebook (or other site) status is updated more times than he or she blinks every day. This person's status is always on your news feed.

Dang, did you see Priscilla's status today?

Which one, dude? That bitch is a straight up statustician!

statustician

A person skilled in statusry.
Characterized by their postage of insightful, helpful, or valuable status updates on facebook.

That girl just summarized the major trends of F. Scott Fitzgerald's works in just a sentence, with proper and clear grammar. What a statustician!

statustician

one who is concerned about their status

fatbitch: does my ass look big in this skirt
bob: thats a whole lot of ass, you statustician

statustician

An expert in or compiler of status updates

jane showed off her skills as a statustician by updating her facebook every 5 minutes

statustician

definer of the status quo a.k.a. relationship labeler

my status as defined by standard statustician definition i.e.:
perpetually single
serial monogomist
hopelessly co-dependent

statustician

One who continuously updates his facebook status

John's a master statustician

俚语	statustician
释义	Statustician A regular Facebook user who specializes in making statuses that get a ton of likes. This person spends at least 1 hour per day thinking of, and producing, multiple "witty" or "cute" Facebook statuses in order to get the satisfaction of 20 or more likes. After a while, the Statustician begins to accumulate regular "likers" - people who will like the status no matter what it is about. In addition, the statustician will "like" every positive comment on their status and delete any negative ones. Sam: Wow did you see emily's status last night? Jeremy: Yeah, it got like 50 likes, and it wasn't even that good of a status. Sam: What a Statustician... statustician Someone whose Facebook (or other site) status is updated more times than he or she blinks every day. This person's status is always on your news feed. Dang, did you see Priscilla's status today? Which one, dude? That bitch is a straight up statustician! statustician A person skilled in statusry. Characterized by their postage of insightful, helpful, or valuable status updates on facebook. That girl just summarized the major trends of F. Scott Fitzgerald's works in just a sentence, with proper and clear grammar. What a statustician! statustician one who is concerned about their status fatbitch: does my ass look big in this skirt bob: thats a whole lot of ass, you statustician statustician An expert in or compiler of status updates jane showed off her skills as a statustician by updating her facebook every 5 minutes statustician definer of the status quo a.k.a. relationship labeler my status as defined by standard statustician definition i.e.: perpetually single serial monogomist hopelessly co-dependent statustician One who continuously updates his facebook status John's a master statustician
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