omelerrhea
literal defintion: diarrhea caused by binging on omelettes.
abstract definition: an excellent excuse when a cop asks you in the grocery store why you have 6 cartons of eggs and 30 roles of toilet paper
abstract definition: an excellent excuse when a cop asks you in the grocery store why you have 6 cartons of eggs and 30 roles of toilet paper
cop: young lady, what exactly do you intend to do with all that eggland's best and charmin extra soft?
guilty teenage girl: well, um, officer, you see, i have omelerrhea....
guilty teenage girl: well, um, officer, you see, i have omelerrhea....