Stealth Bed
A bed with out a frame or box spring that can squeak during sex. Perfect bed for great sexual adventures when in a home or apartment in which other people are staying. Name after a stealth fighter jet which is very quiet at night and often goes undetected.
Guy: Please come stay over at my place
Girl: No, you have a roommate and they will hear us having sex because the bed will squeak.
Guy: No worries, I have a Stealth Bed
Girl: No, you have a roommate and they will hear us having sex because the bed will squeak.
Guy: No worries, I have a Stealth Bed