sticky piglet

The sexual act when a man wraps his genitalia in a crepe and covers it with a condom. After proceeding to have sex with the women, he pulls the cummy crepe out of the condom and shoves it down her throat.

A sexual position involving a naked slightly porky lady bending over a table onto a silver platter. Her arms are bound behind her back with parcel twine and she has a shiney red apple in her mouth. After drizzling her with a generous helping of maple syrup a man rams her up the ass while she squeals little muffled squeals of joy, or pain... it matters not.