St. Joseph Catholic School

A school full of weird ass kids and HOLY hoes.

a small shitty little box on chorley new road, full of lads that get their hair styled and go on the sunbeds because they are complete pritty boys. Girls who think they are the shit because they have just spent some money on a brand new pair of chinos and toms, a place where ash wednesday has to be celebrated with a cross of ash on the forhead WTF and sometimes...the people that attend try to throw a party which looks like a new advert for 'the only way is essex' but the uglier version.

People are not very catholic I must say.

A gay school full of gays except for a few people, and the blacks there are all fat, and everybody is all holy, and the teachers there are ass. There is one that is like Portuguese or some shit that gets people in trouble for NO FUCKING REASON, and the vp there is shit. She doesn't even let people sit on the rocks that are MADE TO BE SIT ON.

A school full of hoes who end up getting beaten up by the mean girls, the teachers are mean and end up getting kids in trouble for no reason, they often like to let it be okay if someone is harassing someone. 7th graders are the worst! They think there so cool but there actually stupid dumb bitches. 8th grade is okay, there’s lot a ugly, weird people. Now 6th grade is where it gets serious. So many fights happen in a week. Kids get suspended left and right. They don’t get expelled because they say there good but there not. Most of them lost their virginity before you would think. They act catholic but their not.

A school for fine gentleman and scholars , truely a classy highschool . 17th best highschool in the U.S out of 103,651 ranked highschols , features the most well rounded sports program the state of NJ has ever seen

1) HELL

2) MORE HELL

3) Makes you act less catholic than you were at the beginning

4) Teachers and staff do NOTHING about bullying and harassment

5) The uniforms suck

6) The kids there are arrogant, conceited, stuck-up little assholes

7) There was 1 teacher who was pretty awesome. Thanks Mr. Simcoe!! (They made him leave his teaching job after my class left)

8) You are just wasting $2,000 dollars a year (preschool, pre-kindergarten, and k-8) so about $22,000.

9) VERY SHITTY TEACHERS!

10) i'm low-key convinced that one of the staff/teachers was a pedophile

11) EVEN MORE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!