stone philips
derived from NBC anchor Stone Philips. Means to stare in an expressionless daze (like a stone face) at someone after they tell a horribly unfunny joke. When this occurs you are giving them the Stone Philips.
Unfunny Person: Meesa Jar Jar Binks!
Victim of Unfunny Crime then gives the stone philips. You must remain in total silence and just stare with no expression.
Victim of Unfunny Crime then gives the stone philips. You must remain in total silence and just stare with no expression.