1000 mile rule
When you're 1,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count
Sami: 'You've gotta go on tour with him' Fiona:'Why?'' Sami: Because of the 1000 mile rule, 1,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count '
1000 Mile Nude Rule
Sending nudes to someone who is 1000 miles or over that does not count as cheating
Jessica, it doesn't count because of the 1000 mile nude rule. Send the pic.