Strawberry Surprise

The surprise when you look in the mirror after the act of going down on a woman in the dark whilst she is unaware she is menstruating.

The act of secretly filling your anus with chocolate syrup and plugging your butt with a strawberry. When this is done, the surpriser tells their partner that they have a surprise for them. The surpriser then proceeds to excrete the chocolate and strawberry into their lovers mouth.

Strawberry chocolate surprise is when you have anal sex and pull out and there's blood and shit on ya dick.

noun. The act of biting off your fingernails and taking them and shoving them deep inside your penis, then masturbating ravenously. The jagged edges of the bitten-off nails will inevitably cut up and slice your urethral tract. When your are about to reach climax, you call your significant other over and then cum into their mouth. The mixture of blood and semen will resemble a Strawberry Sundae, while of course the fingernails will represent the shredded nuts on a Sundae.

A sex act in which a guy gives anal to a chick on her period and then vaginally penetrates her before coming in her mouth.

when you go down on a girl and find out it's her time of the month and she yells "surprise!".