Bešić

Bešić is the most infamous surname in Bosnian Krajina. Descending from spider monkeys owned by a zoologist in Croatia, Bešić made their first arrival into Bosnia looking for transgender prostitutes. After being found by a man named Kenan, they shapeshifted into big, brawly turks, and recited the Shahada shortly after. They are known for stealing copper wire and having massive testicles