Stupid Attack
When you do something you know you shouldn't do, "the voice in your head says STOP!"but you do it anyway, then get caught.
Never spit into the wind. It's a windy day and you coughed up something that needs to be out of your body. Take a deep breath and let it fly. It turns back and hits you in the leg or someone else. "Hey I'm so sorry I must have had a stupid attack"