Summer's Eve Salesman
A gigantic douche bag. WAY beyond the realm of simply being a douche. A purveyor of douche bags. One who specializes in the sale of feminine hygiene products.
Person one: My ex boyfriend called last night and asked me out for a drink.
Person two: I can't believe you're going to hang out with that Summer's Eve Salesman again.
Person two: I can't believe you're going to hang out with that Summer's Eve Salesman again.