surf zombies
Surf zombies are those apparently undead standing motionless on a beach watching the waves break. They often are surfers, and can be recognized by the glassy stare.
I can't even see the break with that horde of surf zombies in the way!
neo-net-surfing-zombie
People who have completely disconnected with society in the physical and sociological sense via electronic media devices or people who have become brain dead due to said previous.
Man, Harold has become a neo-net-surfing-zombie. All he does is text and surf and twittle and smurf. May as well be smokin' crack.