surprise buttsex

Anal sex, only unexpected. If you were suddenly penetrated anally, you'd be surprised too.

A 3rd of Ameretto a 3rd of vodka and a 3rd of baileys Irish cream. Pours in a shot glass vodka 1st then ameretto then the baileys and enjoy.

Surprise Trombone Buttsex

Where trombones yell surprise buttsex and bang their bells together so that the noise echos in the room. Before engaging in trombone buttsex it is encouraged to lube your self up with cream, slide-o-mix, water, or all of the above.

Usually gets strange looks from everyone in the room.

It doesn't have to be with the brass trombones, because trombone is also a code word for boner. It is possible for a man and a women or a man and a man or even a women and women (if parts are there) to engage in surprise buttsex.

just go up to the partner, yell suprise, and pull down your pants and their pants and in engage in angry buttsex without lube.

Lube is optional but if u want to feel anything tmrw use it.