sweetard
One who is sweet but retarded at the same time.
Jacob is so nice but he is SO FUCKING STUPID. What a sweetard!
sweetard
Combination of sweetheart and fucktard.
A girlfriend who is intellectually challenged but has a lovely personality
A girlfriend who is intellectually challenged but has a lovely personality
Dave: Your new bird is lovely Pete but a gotta say she is a bit of a sweetard
Pete: My dad always go with a girl who is intellectually inferior as they give you less grief and are easily pleased.
Pete: My dad always go with a girl who is intellectually inferior as they give you less grief and are easily pleased.
sweetarded
When a stimulus is so overwhelmingly awesome that one has difficulty functioning.
Did you guys see Backdoor Sluts 9? It was so sweetarded I couldn't even get past the first scene.
Sweetard
When something is sweet and retarded
(a cat is trying to fight itsself in a mirror)
"OMG your cat is so sweetard ed "
"OMG your cat is so sweetard ed "