Swoglus

In short, an absolute tank of a man. In long, a fucking behemoth of a man, that of which the word has never seen before. The giga of giga chads. The oooooooo in Cooooooool. Jawline sharp enough to cut diamond. To become a Swoglus, a man must first become the alpha of all alpha males. A Swoglus walks with purpose and those who know what's good for them won't stand in the way.