Swooshy Hair
The most amazing type of hair for a guy. It is known for its sideways "swoosh". Looks best in blonde, but other colors have been spotted.
Girl: Why do you like dave? He is a slob.
Other Girl: two words. Swooshy Hair.
Both: Orgasmic Sigh
Other Girl: two words. Swooshy Hair.
Both: Orgasmic Sigh