Bidenese
A very strange language that consists mainly of "um's" and "uh's." When a speaker of Bidenese does say anything else, it's usually just incorrect information or words mixed up with each other, often times a normal sentence in Bidenese will contain numbers that don't actually exist, or mispronounced words or words that don't actually exist. It also contains many transitional phrases, such as "here's the deal" and "think about it", but without actually saying anything before or after.
Guy1: Uh uh, uh um uh, the rapidly rising um, uh um, uh um I don't know, look, let me be plerflectly queer, I think that um, um uh, I mean, since covid, just since the outbreak, it has taken over 100 years, or wait, I mean 2,000 billion million dollars, or uh, 5646 million billion, or uh, 5 thousand 4 hundred 52 dollars, I I mean 54 thousand 5 hundred and 20 dollars, 545 thousand hundred dollars, but think about it, that's the same thing I told Raprock, I told him that badacathcare is a right, so please help me, I need your help, I'm coming directly to you for ask a big favor.
Guy2: I don't understand you I don't speak Bidenese!
Guy2: I don't understand you I don't speak Bidenese!
Bidenese
A very strange language that consists mainly of "um's" and "uh's." When a speaker of Bidenese does say anything else, it's usually just incorrect information or words mixed up with each other, often times a normal sentence in Bidenese will contain numbers that don't actually exist, or mispronounced words or words that don't actually exist. It also contains many transitional phrases, such as "here's the deal" and "think about it", but without actually saying anything before or after.
Guy1: Uh uh, uh um uh, the rapidly rising um, uh um, uh um I don't know, look, let me be plerflectly queer, I think that um, um uh, I mean, since covid, just since the outbreak, it has taken over 100 years, or wait, I mean 2,000 billion million dollars, or uh, 5646 million billion, or uh, 5 thousand 4 hundred 52 dollars, I I mean 54 thousand 5 hundred and 20 dollars, 545 thousand hundred dollars, but think about it, that's the same thing I told Raprock, I told him that badacathcare is a right, so please help me, I need your help, I'm coming directly to you for ask a big favor.
Guy2: I don't understand you I don't speak Bidenese, and I don't speak retard either!
Guy2: I don't understand you I don't speak Bidenese, and I don't speak retard either!
Bidenese
Comments delivered by American politician Joe Biden that make little sense and are usually inaccurate or make no sense.
It’s Bidenese that 200 million people have died from COVID
It’s Bidenese to include the words “for real” in the pledge of allegiance.
It’s Bidenese to include the words “for real” in the pledge of allegiance.
Bidenese
Nonsensical blabbering, usually coupled with tall tales and fake memories, racist jokes, and bad geography.
All three people in the audience were completely confused by the speaker's loud overuse of Bidenese.
Bidenese
The word vomit that is consistently spoken by the 46th President of the United States, Joesph R. Biden
Biden really spoke some Bidenese last night. Who knows what it meant.
Bidenese
Words from a genuinely good person: words of dignity, empathy, and respect.
I love my boyfriend. He cares about people so much, his words are almost Bidenese.