tablejacking
making an unwarranted advance on somebody else's table, and camping there until closing time (or until you pay them to leave). similar to carjacking, but it involves more beer.
we were just chilling at a table in the bar, when out of nowhere some unchoice LA chicks tablejacked us. had to pay the uglier one 10 bucks just to get them to leave. we were victims of a tablejacking.