Talented Spoon
Derived from the theory that Asains choose their names by sounds spoons created when they fall on the floor (Chang, Thong, Bing). When a person of Asain decent has a western name it is assumed that a talented spoon created it.
This Chinese dude roundhouse kicked six bears and a tiger. The best part was his name is Steve. That must have been one talented spoon!
talented spoon
when an Asian has a name that you wouldn't expect a spoon to make if it hit the floor
"hey i was talking some asian guy the other day, and guess what his name was-Jeremy"
"Jesus, now that is a talented spoon"
"Jesus, now that is a talented spoon"