Big 500
A term for men that aren't willing to say 'I love you' in front of their friends while on the phone with their significant other in order to avoid cat calls and relentless teasing.
Woman on the phone: 'I love you.'
Man on the other end: 'Mmhmm, big 500!'
Man on the other end: 'Mmhmm, big 500!'
Big Tony 500
When you jack it from behind while watching NASCAR and drinking a fizzy yellow tall boy of choice.
"Alright so there I was at Talladega, and I gotta tell ya, when they did Dale tribute, I lifted my Busch light tall boy and pulled the ol' Big Tony Five Hundo ( Big Tony 500)."