Big Ben
n.
Infernal machine
Target numero uno for any misunderstood, so-called “super-villain” worth his weight in chutzpa.
This famous London clock tower was erected to spit in the face of all that is sacred in this world, namely modern architecture, freewill, and female empowerment. Some say it was constructed by Satan himself as a gift to Queen Victoria for bringing British colonization into its full glory, others say otherwise, who really knows? What’s known for sure is somewhere in the machinery, Adolf Hitler has stowed himself away and has been making a muck of Parliament’s morning schedules ever sense.
Infernal machine
Target numero uno for any misunderstood, so-called “super-villain” worth his weight in chutzpa.
This famous London clock tower was erected to spit in the face of all that is sacred in this world, namely modern architecture, freewill, and female empowerment. Some say it was constructed by Satan himself as a gift to Queen Victoria for bringing British colonization into its full glory, others say otherwise, who really knows? What’s known for sure is somewhere in the machinery, Adolf Hitler has stowed himself away and has been making a muck of Parliament’s morning schedules ever sense.
Westminster Guard #1: Arrest that mustachioed man with the wriggle fingers, he’s slandered our Big Ben
Guard #2: You mean he’s slandered Elizabeth Tower.
Guard #1: Oh shove a meat pie up your buttocks ya eggheaded prat
Guard #2: You mean he’s slandered Elizabeth Tower.
Guard #1: Oh shove a meat pie up your buttocks ya eggheaded prat
Big Ben
A sexual act where a man (or woman) engages in fisting with their partner while wearing a wrist-watch.
Steve lost his Rolex inside of Diane while performing a Big Ben on her.
big benned
To have sex with a drunk woman thats that isn't coherent,and doesn't want it. Usually takes place in a public bathroom.
I just big benned Sally in ladies room.It was great.
Big Ben
A name given someone who works the bare minimum hours as per their contract, aka a Clock Watcher.
I cannot get John to stay back 1min to finish that report he is such a Big Ben.
Big Ben
A man whore... the clock is ticking down the time until he gets with another girl
He is the stereotypical alpha male in high school.
He is the stereotypical alpha male in high school.
tick tock, tick tock
watch out -- i hear Big Ben is coming to town
watch out -- i hear Big Ben is coming to town
Big Ben
Big Ben is a person with ginger hair,massive muscles,great dress sense and fat chains. Big Ben spends all his time at the gym he only leaves for a shag or a fight. Never mess with him because he will destroy you!
Big Ben is coming RUNNNN
big ben
Nickname for Ben Roethlisberger of the Pittsburgh Steelers. Is said to be one of the most talented quarterbacks in football. He isn't a pretty boy like Manning or Brady. He drinks, drives a motorcycle, and can take hits. He replaced Maddox and lead the Steelers to a 15 - 1 record his first season. The second year he lead the Steelers to winning Superbowl XL. He is the youngest quarterback ever to do so. Recovering from a motorcycle accident, he is overcoming his injuries to show the NFL that the Steelers want Superbowl rings for both hands.
"Big Ben threw another TD."
"What else is new?"
"What else is new?"