Fart Tart
This is when you get a condom and an Excesity, and then put the pill inside the condom,
Then rip a nasty fart into the condom and tie it up and let it sit for one to two hours in the freezer,
Then open the package and remove the pill and proceed to give the pill to your lover and tell them to swallow it.
Then rip a nasty fart into the condom and tie it up and let it sit for one to two hours in the freezer,
Then open the package and remove the pill and proceed to give the pill to your lover and tell them to swallow it.
I got my girlfriend to do a "Fart Tart" the other day and she tasted farts for the rest of the day.
Fart Tart
A prostitute who can't stop farting!
A slut with a bad case of the farts!
Someone who loves the smell of farts!
A fart pie!
To dress up a fart!
A derogatory name or rude name to call someone.
A slut with a bad case of the farts!
Someone who loves the smell of farts!
A fart pie!
To dress up a fart!
A derogatory name or rude name to call someone.
"Simone came over and the bitch couldn't stop farting and laughing!"
"She's a total fuck'n fart tart!"
"If that little fart tart think's she can shit all over me like that, she has another thing com'in to her!"
CINDY-LOU: Mike tried to dress up one of his farts!
CAMMY: (Shocked) Again?
CINDY-LOU: (Licking her lips) Uhuh...
CAMMY: (Chewing gum) What this time?
CINDY-LOU: After he farted his fucking guts out, he tried to tell me he had farted out Hilton's Restaurant Food but I dam well know a McDonalds fart when I smell one!
CAMMY: (Spits out gum) What a piece of fuck'in filth!
CINDY-LOU: Uhuh total Fart Tart!
"She's a total fuck'n fart tart!"
"If that little fart tart think's she can shit all over me like that, she has another thing com'in to her!"
CINDY-LOU: Mike tried to dress up one of his farts!
CAMMY: (Shocked) Again?
CINDY-LOU: (Licking her lips) Uhuh...
CAMMY: (Chewing gum) What this time?
CINDY-LOU: After he farted his fucking guts out, he tried to tell me he had farted out Hilton's Restaurant Food but I dam well know a McDonalds fart when I smell one!
CAMMY: (Spits out gum) What a piece of fuck'in filth!
CINDY-LOU: Uhuh total Fart Tart!
Fart tart
When you shit in a pop tart and use it as a condom. Feels great,until you get a STD or herpes.
Girl:Did you use a fart tart on me!? Guy: yes i did baby!girl: i want a divorce asshole
FART TART
A FART THAT SMELLS OR TASTE TART OR AS MY BROTHER SAYS HIS FUTURE WIFE
MY FART SMELLS LIKE A FART TART
Propeller Fart-tart
Turn on your Electric Fan on high drop your drawers and proceed to blow a huge fart in the path of the blowing air with anticipation of your significant other inhaling a full dose of your inner fart.
Propeller Fart-tart is when Mark stands in front of the fan and being ready to electric
Fan farting then blowing a bionic fart spreading joy and his scent all through out the room for all to enjoy. Especially his mate Merlanious.
Fan farting then blowing a bionic fart spreading joy and his scent all through out the room for all to enjoy. Especially his mate Merlanious.
fart tart whoosh cali-boosh
The act of farting and flailing your arms about so that others can induldge in its wonders.
Oh man...whats that smell?
Fart tart whoosh cali-boosh, douchealoosh
Fart tart whoosh cali-boosh, douchealoosh
Tart Fart
When you fill up a hookers ass with cum and then she farts and it sprays everywhere.
Dude, your sister tart farted all over me last night..