Tartle Pop
The act of flatulating very vigorously and without remorse. This usually occurs after a combination of coffee and muffin, often leading to violent interacial hate crimes and loss of friends, which eventually culminates in clinical depression.
As Bob stepped out of the coffee shop, he angrily began tartle popping.
After much frustration, Jimmy finally yelled, "That tartle pop was vicious."
After much frustration, Jimmy finally yelled, "That tartle pop was vicious."