Tarzan Syndrome
A syndrome often accumulated by lack of self confidence, love for the black race. This love is unconditional, so unconditional, you masturbate to black porn and don't admit to these doing so's. Also see, Jungle Fever .
Yo we checked that foo's computa' and he had dem' black porn all ova' dem' place. We as't him wha', and he was all like "I don't know what your talking about guys, so don't even bother me about it. Okay, don't even bother me about it."