Ted’s Spread
In Jarts (lawn darts); the act of fluffing the hoop with your buttocks facing the court of play. With the proper attire, you’re man bits should be visible.
Oh great, here comes Ted’s spread...
Ted Spreading
If A Fat Hairy Man Spreads His Legs Too Far It Is Considered Ted Spreading
My Uncle, While He Was Sitting In A Train Was Ted Spreading