Terdman

A 30-something tweeker who claims to be wealthy but still lives in mom's basement, boasts about ability to defeat challengers 4 times their size and typically has a lengthy criminal record.

A man/woman who is better known as a piece of shit

A group of rare symptoms commonly found in lonely bar singers. Symptoms usually include laziness, swollen ego, complaining about everything and just being a natural piece of shit. Somebody found with terdman syndrome usually tells the same jokes or use the same insults for years and can't tell they have been over used. You can usually spot someone easily with terdman syndrome when they walk by you and howl. Not to construe this with abeitis. The difference between abeitis and terdman syndrome is abeitis sufferers only miss work. Where as people with terdman syndrome come to work, but didn't do anything while on the clock. Terdman sufferers usually call this keeping money. It is also a known fact that people with abeitis work more hours annually than a terdman. One of the symptoms also include pooping from the penis.